I put my partner of 10 years/husband of 2 years in detention

I put my partner of 10 years/husband of two years in detention for wearing white pants before Memorial Day… oh the horror! He’s also in detention for perpetually taking off his socks and leaving them inside out in the laundry… and for not putting the dirty dishes in the dishwasher… and for not recapping the toothpaste…and for…wait, did I say we were happily married?

I will not micromanage my husband.